03-24-02 @ 4:01 am EST

I thought this might be fun.

DAD: Are the red, white, and blue M&Ms tastier...? Patriotic M&Ms just taste better than the regular ones?

ME: Mmmdunno.

DAD: You get little packs of M&Ms in all those Lunchables you eat...you let those little packs lie around and never eat them.

ME: Mmmm.

DAD: Is there a reason?

ME: Dunno.

(Long pause)

ME: I just...like to let them...I dunno.

(Intended explanation: "I like to let them gather so I have a lot I can eat at once!"...only thing is, I never DO eat them...and didn't feel like explaining this...)

DAD: You just don't want to open all of those little packs?

ME: Mm-hm. (Close enough.)

DAD: Because it's so much work, and all, to open all those little packs of M&Ms. You'd rather just open one big bag.

ME: Mm-hm. (That's about right.)

The moral of the story, Tehuti is lazy. The end.