Well This Is Different.09-13-02 @ 1:00 pm EDT
Checked the regular e-mail to see if maybe Ma sent something there instead...no. :( Why hasn't she written me yet?? I know she has a bad memory, but it can't be THAT bad that she even forgets she has a family waiting to know if she's OKAY?
I did find this in there though.
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From: "Lisa Savimbi" < lisavimbi@gotmail.com >
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Date: Fri, 13 Sep 2002 13:59:13 -0700
Subject: {SPAM?} await your reply
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I wish to introduce myself to you. I am Lisa Jaime
Savimbi. I am the wife to the late leader of the National Union for
The Total Independence
of Angola (UNITA) Jonas Savimbi. My husband who was
killed during combat
action against government forces in the Central
Eastern Province of Moxico,
Angola on the 22nd of feb,2002.
I have the sum of fifty million united state dollar.
This money was realised
from Diamond Royalties that was paid to my late
husband Jonas Savimbi (UNITA)
from Diamond mining these precious stone in the
areas we controlled in Angola
UNITA has been in control of some part of Angola for
more than decade.
As a result of the death of my husband Jonas Savimbi
The government of
president Santos has ask UNITA to lay down their
harms and surrender. But we
have been reliably informed that the president
Santos will embark on ethnic
cleansing on the members of UNITA if we are
captured.
Consequently I left Angola through a neibouring
country to the island of
Mauritius near the Indian ocean on exile, I was able
to arrange the
$50Million USD in 6 trunks boxes and took it along
with me to Mauritius. The
boxes of money were lodged as Daimonds and Golds
behalf of a foreigner with a
security company for safe keeping here in the
capital Port-Louis. Nobody
knows that this money belongs to the UNITA.
solicit your assistance and
cooperation in assisting me in getting the funds
oversea from the island of
Mauritius.
At the conclusion of this business you will be given
35% of the total amount
while 60% will be for me and and UNITA while 5% will
be for expenses both
party may endure in the course of making this
transaction succesful.
I wish to assure you that all logistic is in place
for the successful
conclusion of this business deal, on reciept of your
positive response I
shall forward you more details on the exact role
which is required of you for the succesfull conclusion of this transaction.
I look forward to your earliest reply on my private email address
lisambi@ecplaza.net
Lisa Jaime Savimbi
lisambi@ecplaza.net
Ummmmmmm...yeah, whatever! So what, do I just write you a check or where do I send the money?
And sheesh, here's another one. I haven't been signing up anywhere lately with these addresses, so how are they Spamming me? And why?
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From: "MR. YISA BALARABE" < yisabala@hotmail.com >
Date: Tue, 10 Sep 2002 02:52:22
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DEAR SIR,
I am YISA BALARABE, Bank Manager of DIAMOND BANK OF NIGERIA,
Lagos Branch.
I have urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On
Sept. 6, 1998, an American oil consultant/contractor with the
Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, Mr. BARRY KELLY made a
numbered time (Fixed) deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at
US$25,000,000.00 (Twenty-five Million Dollars) in my branch.
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding
address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and
finally we discovered from his contract employers, Nigerian National
Petroleum Corporation that Mr. Barry Kelly died from an automobile
accident. On further investigation, I found out that he did not leave
a WILL and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I
therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Barry Kelly
did not declare any next of kin in all his official
documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork.
This sum of US$25,000,000.00 is still sitting in the Bank and the
interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of
each year. No one will come forward to claim it. According to the
Nigerian Law, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will
revert to the ownership of the Nigerian Government if nobody applies
to claim thefunds.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you as a foreigner to
stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Barry Kelly so that the fruits
of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt
officials. This is simple, I will like you to provide me immediately
with your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare
the necessary documents and affidavits, which will put you in place
as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of two attorneys for
drafting and notarization of the WILL and obtain the necessary
documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor the
transfer.
A bank account in any part of the world, which you provide, will then
facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next
of kin. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in
the ratio of 60% for me and 40% for you.
There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction
will be done by the attorney and my position as the Branch Manager
guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are
interested, please reply immediately via my private email address.
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details
and relevant documents that will help you understand. Please observe
utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would
be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your
assistance to invest my share in your country.
Awaiting your urgent reply via email.
Thanks and regards,
YISA BALARABE
I don't even know what the hell these people are talking about...
Oh! Isn't THIS person nice??
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From: "joe@anglcorp.com " < $2@anglcorp.com >
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Subject: {SPAM?} your love life
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I found two free online dating sites that should help you out. I put
both of them on this page.
http://www.rdncorp.com/freeonlinedating/
I hope you had a great summer.
Joe
This email has been sent to you by anglcorp.com 700 N. Pearl St. Dallas,
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If you believe that I failed to give you relevant information, then
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Well how nice of the gentleman, considering I've never even asked for help on dating! And like I'm going to lodge a complaint with that so-called "Spamming Bureau"? Uh-huh...riiiiight. I wouldn't HAVE to lodge a complaint if this thing were legit. I bet this "Spamming Bureau" is a part of the same Spam network that SENT the e-mail.
(I just checked that Spam site and there's a place where you can enter your e-mail address so all "members" of the Spamming Bureau network will agree NOT to send you unsolicited e-mail...now doesn't that strike you as weird, that members of an anti-Spam site would even WANT to send you e-mail that could be construed as Spam?...)
Here's another thoughtful gentleman!
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From: info@templatestyle.com
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Subject: Nice web page templates here. Check it out!
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How nice! Considering I haven't even been looking for templates! BTW, what does it mean when one "makes a really good job"? And what, pray tell, is a "yorth"? Spammers could at least hire people who have a basic understanding of the English language. Maybe then I'd accept more of their offers!
And more...
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From: "Ilya Baghdasaryan" < marketer@dolphin.am >
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Subject: {SPAM?} YOU WILL GET PAID $1000 UNLIMITEDLY!!
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Hi,
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and you will get paid unlimitely
in accordance with my page:
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Only you have to send me your
own analogous link. Therefore,
if you have such possibility you
have only to join Directpay2000
through the link ( this will cost you
in total $1420 ):
http://www.directpay2002.com/members/marketer
and send me your own one .
That's all! After this you haven't
to do anything else to get paid
unlimitedly!!
Best regards
Ilya Baghdasaryan
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Disclaimer:
This is NOT SPAM .
I comply with all proposed and current laws on commercial e-mail
under (Bill s. 1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th Congress).
If you have received this e-mail in error,
I apologize for the inconvenience and
ask that you remove yourself.
Just reply with REMOVE in subject.
Do not trust a person named Ilya Baghdasaryan!
WOW! I've always wanted to get paid UNLIMITEDLY! Or better yet, UNLIMITELY! Isn't it cute how they yell "THIS IS NOT SPAM"? Weird how it's "not Spam," especially since I didn't sign up for it (what law are they complying with by sending this to me unsolicited, I wonder?), and even weirder since my e-mail provider tagged it as Spam...
This doesn't include all the other crap about refinancing and Viagra and car insurance and such...I looked at the bottom of each, and they all tell me they're sending me this because "you signed up" with some network or other to receive these offers. And I have never seen the names of these networks before in my life. Whatever. Spammers should be tortured and killed in public, if only because of the blatant lies they try to pass off as truth. Like anybody BELIEVES they signed up for this stuff? You'd have to have Alzheimer's, a major concussion, and a missing frontal lobe to think you willingly signed up for all this crap.
Bye...