More From The Wonderful World Of Spam10-08-02 @ 6:51 am EDT
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Subject: {SPAM?} Free Teen De-virginization Clip..Only 7 minutes long but its free and won't be around long! dsscrlyj
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THINK YOU'VE SEEN SOME HARDCORE PORN ON THE NET? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN SHIT!
YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE WORD HARDCORE UNTIL YOU SEE WHAT I SAW LAST NIGHT!
I'M NOT EVEN SURE ITS SANE!
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You think you have seen some pretty crazy porn on the internet? I saw the most
unbelievable movie clip ever to grace the internet! This is borderline crazy!
These guys put up a clip of a HOT BUT INNOCENT LITTLE TEEN.
SHE SAID SHE WAS A VIRGIN AND SO ON...THEN THEY GOT DOWN TO IT AND SHE GETS ****** BY
SOME GUY..SHE ACTUALLY ****** BLEEDS! SHE WAS ACTUALLY A VIRGIN..ITS UN ****** BELIEVABLE.
THEY PAID HER 50K TO WAIT TILL AFTER HER 18TH BIRTHDAY AND LOSE HER VIRGINITY ON CAMERA!
THIS IS THE NEWEST MOST HARDCORE THING TO DATE!
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THE MOVIE QUALITY IS GREAT AND HAS SOUND TOO! IT IS UNBELIEVABLE! I REALLY CAN'T GET OVER IT!
AT FIRST SHE ACTS ALL SLUTY BUT WHEN HE PUTS HIS **** IN HER YOU CAN SEE HOW IT HURTS HER!
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS CLIP BEFORE SOMEONE FINDS IT AND TAKE IT OFF.
HERES THE GOOD PART. THESE GUYS AREN'T A NORMAL PORN SITE SO THEY DON'T WANT MONEY TO
LET US WATCH SO ITS FREE. BUT THEY ONLY LET YOU IN IF YOU'RE ONE OF THEM..IF YOU LIKE
THE TEEN STUFF. BUT WHAT THEY DO IS MAKE YOU TAKE THIS TEST THAT ASKS HOW BIG HER ***** [sic] ARE .
THAT'S SOMETHING THAT ONLY PEOPLE INTO YOUNG GIRLS WOULD KNOW. SO I THINK THEY ARE JUST
TRYING TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SOMEONE WHOS INTO THIS STUFF..NOT SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO BUST THEM.
SO IF YOU'RE LIKE ME AND DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT JUST GUESS THE SIZE. THERE ARE ONLY
3 CHOICES AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT YOU'RE IN. YOU GET TO WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP..AND HEY DO NOT
FORGET TO SAVE IT CUZ YOU'LL WANT TO WATCH IT AGAIN OR SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS LATER!
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DO NOT FORGET TO SAVE IT SO YOU CAN WATCH IT AGAIN LATER!
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So dang good I had to censor it! Firstly, uh...what's so fan-friggin'-tastic about somebody losing her virginity? OMIGOD!! That's never HAPPENED before!! I guess they were running out of things to do with animals...
Speaking of which, this e-mail uses almost exactly the SAME WORDING as the animal e-mails I've gotten...which I have refrained from posting in here, as this is supposed to be a PG-13 journal. So sad that the guy is so bored with the porn that he has to use the same catchphrases each time! *sniff*
This guy didn't even know how to spell the slang word for breasts. It had an extra T on the end. How pathetic is that? I mean, even if I DID want to visit this porn site, you know me, if the spelling's all wrong, that, like, completely turns me off, you know.
Also, I have to wonder if these porn site Spammers are HARD OF HEARING!!!!!
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From: PTN < consultant@36e.co.uk >
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Subject: RE: Prestige Travel Newsletter
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We'll be back shortly
Who the hell are you guys and where will you be back from??? I don't want you back! I want you GONE!! Scary Prestige Travel Newsletter people!!
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Subject: LOSE WEIGHT LIKE CRAZY!!!
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You know it's authentic when it comes from an address called "ebot"!
And um...what regular newsletter?
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Subject: {SPAM?} Married, Lonely, and home alone !
Date: Tue, 08 Oct 2002 00:05:38 +0100
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And what the hell is with all those P's?
Seriously, I cannot respect any device for getting married people together to cheat on their spouses. Insert finger, tickle uvula, expel partly digested food products from digestive tract, please.
This one's gotta be the winner!
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From: "ABDULLAHI LEHBIB" < dellahi@hotvoice.com >
Date: Sat, 28 Sep 2002 05:08:53
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Subject: YOUR HELP
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Dear President , Sir
I am ABDULLAHI LEHBIB, Former Commander with POLISARIO (Political Front for the Liberation of Western Sahara) and a member of council of the National Secretariat of Western Sahara (Saharawi Democratic Republic).
I received encouraging information about you and your company
in the Internet, hence I decided to contact you .Prior to my
Promotion to this command, I was the second in command to the former military boss. Who was killed in battle in early last year, Some corporate organizations who recognize us assist/aid us always in the war prosecution.
Before the death of my former boss, we were given some funds to Procures ammunitions by this organization. My boss deposited it with a private security firm. It was only him and I that are aware of this cash deposit. But I now want to claim this funds and I have all the relating documents needed to collect the deposit including the Certificate of Deposit with which the Cash was deposited as Precious stones and The Deposit Agreement. I therefore want you to team up with me to collect the funds as I require a foreigner partner to perfect the operation. Let me know your terms. I will provide you with all the necessary documentation needed and there are no risks involved. It
method of operation will be communicated to you. Therefore if you are is a simple and straight transaction but must be kept highly confidential.
Upon the receipt of your positive response, further details and the interested, please do reach me via an immediate reply mail on the email address. I will want everything about this transaction to be treated in strictest confidence even if you are not interested.
I await your response.
Yours Sincerely
abdullahi lehbib
Western Sahara
WOW! Why did nobody TELL me I'd been named President?!? And that I have my VERY OWN INTERNET COMPANY??? :D :D :D
Isn't it fantastic and exciting that these strange foreign people keep asking for my money? All the murder and political intrigue! All in my inbox, unasked-for! NEATO!
And here I was just going to use that money for an upgrade...silly ME! The Sahara is WAITING for my cash!
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Subject: 'Order'today'and'start'losing'weight'tomorrow
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This "offer" is like so "cool" that they have to "emphasize" everything with "quote marks." How "neat" is "that"? Does this mean that I won't really "lose" the "weight," and that the consultation is in fact not "free," nor is that pill really "Viagra"?
Here, folks, is an excellent example of the blatant abuse of quotation marks.
I also got a kind of scary message from a "cpan@sprint.ca" with the subject of "sdfg" and just a bit of random gibberish inside. Hope to death that wasn't a virus. :(
Well, that's all for this round...I will subject you to yet more inbox stupidity as soon as I'm able. Which is as soon as the Western Sahara or Nigeria see fit to contact me at my secret headquarters where I store all my cash to fund their clandestine missions!
(There is a lot you don't know about Tehuti.)