10-14-02 @ 7:02 am EDT

More from the Wide World Of Spam...


Return-Path: < mrv_borgese@yahoo.com >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g9B7beB03560
for < tehuti@nmo.net >; Fri, 11 Oct 2002 03:37:41 -0400
Received: from 212.30.90.14 ([219.93.209.42])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g9B7bP1E009918
for < tehuti@nmo.net >; Fri, 11 Oct 2002 03:37:31 -0400
Message-Id: < 200210110737.g9B7bP1E009918@mail2.nmo.net >
Received: from unknown (HELO anther.webhostingtalk.com) (205.220.75.34) by asy100.as122.sol.superonline.com with smtp; Oct, 11 2002 3:14:33 AM +0300
Received: from [174.223.185.169] by rly-xl05.mx.aol.com with NNFMP; Oct, 11 2002 2:21:41 AM +0400
Received: from [130.91.58.120] by mta6.snfc21.pbi.net with SMTP; Oct, 11 2002 1:09:30 AM +0300
From: Victor Borgese < mrv_borgese@yahoo.com >
To: Adults@mail2.nmo.net
Cc:
Subject: {SPAM?} How To Make Love Till You Drop....... gjom
Sender: Victor Borgese < mrv_borgese@yahoo.com >
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1"
Date: Fri, 11 Oct 2002 03:38:52 -0400
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Build 10.0.2627
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: SpamAssassin (score=10.5, required 5, TO_MALFORMED, REMOVE_PAGE, FREQ_SPAM_PHRASE, CTYPE_JUST_HTML, MSG_ID_ADDED_BY_MTA_2, FORGED_YAHOO_RCVD)
Status:


Newly Released Book
SEX: Truths, Myths and Lies

Discover The Secrets Behind Great Sex...
and turn your bed into more than just a place to sleep!
Get full FREE details

Get removed from further mailings

pcrwnvkilhvmnslkmxcwyjiiomrqh


But...but...I WANT my bed to be just a place to sleep!! Why are you trying to force all these OTHER strange people into it??


Return-Path: < thecruisemaster@go.com >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g9AIv3B18350
for < herring@nmo.net >; Thu, 10 Oct 2002 14:57:05 -0400
Received: from 216.193.165.40 (ironmax-4-30.dialup.enter.net [216.193.165.40])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g9AIuk1E021265
for < herring@nmo.net >; Thu, 10 Oct 2002 14:56:47 -0400
Date: Thu, 10 Oct 2002 14:56:46 -0400
Message-Id: < 200210101856.g9AIuk1E021265@mail2.nmo.net >
From: thecruisemaster@go.com
To: Friend@nmo.net
Subject: {SPAM?} Thinking of a winter Vacation? -WBRC
X-Reply-To: thecruisemaster@go.com
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: SpamAssassin (score=11, required 5, NO_REAL_NAME, SUBJ_HAS_Q_MARK, DEAR_SOMEBODY, DEAR_FRIEND, DOUBLE_CAPSWORD, REMOVE_SUBJ, EXCUSE_3, UPPERCASE_25_50, PORN_3)
Status:


Dear Friend!

Our you thinking of taking a vacation this Winter? If
so,don't miss out on the big Cruise Vacation bargains right now.
Thanks to the boom in building new cruiseships,you can find big
discounts NOW.
Some prices are up to 50% off the brochure rate. Airfare and
taxes are additional. Here are some examples:

HOT DEALS - $SAVE$

CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE Specials start at - $239.00 per
person inside staterooms .
CELEBRITY CRUISES To the Caribbean from $550.00 per
person inside staterooms.
DISNEY CRUISE LINE Specials start at- $349.00 per
person inside staterooms
HOLLAND AMERICA Specials start at- $539.00 per
person inside staterooms .
NCL Norwegian SUN 7 Day exotic w/Carib - $699.00 per
person inside staterooms .
NCL's - Norway - 7 Day Eastern Caribbean - $299.00 per
person inside staterooms.
PRINCESS CRUISES Specials start at- $549.00 per
person inside staterooms .
ROYAL CARIBBEAN Specials start at- $349.00 per
person inside staterooms .
Sail a TALL SHIP - StarClippers - Caribbean- $745.00 per
person,air is additional.

The choice is yours. Most cruise lines ships leave from nearby
USA ports. No need to fly!

YOU HAVEN'T LIVED UNTIL YOU HAVE CRUISED aboard
the new beautiful cruiseships of today. You need to experience it
for yourself,once in your lifetime.

NEW CRUISESHIPS FOR 2002

CARNIVAL CONQUEST 110,000 tons of FUN SHIP, 2976
passengers, in service 2002 .
CARNIVAL PRIDE 88,500 tons, 2124 passengers, put in
service Jan.2002 .
CARNIVAL LEGEND 88,500 tons, 2124 passengers, in
service Aug.2002.
CELEBRITY CRUISES CONSTELLATION 91,000 tons,
1950 passengers,in service May 2002.
FIRST EUROPEAN EUROPEAN STARS 58,000 tons, 1500
passengers,in service April 2002.
HOLLAND AMERICA ZUIDERDAM 85,000 tons, 1848
passengers, in service Sept. 2002 .
HOLLAND AMERICA PRINSENDAM 38,000 tons (Fromer
Seabourn Sun) 758 pass.,in service June 2002.
NCL NORWEGIAN DAWN 91,000 tons , 2200
passengers, due in service Oct. 2002.
PRINCESS CRUISES STAR PRINCESS 109,000 tons of
LOVE BOAT , 2600 pass., in service March 2002.
ROYAL CARIBBEAN BRILLIANCE of the SEAS 88,000
tons, 2100 pass. in service July 2002 .

So you have many choices!

Please feel free to visit us at:

THE CRUISE MASTER TRAVEL AGENCY
www.cruisemasteragency.com

Online < a href="http://www.cruisemasteragency.com" >

For a PRICE QUOTE
href="http://www.nvo.com/thecruisemaster/iwantapricequote">

To be REMOVED from our DISCOUNTED VACATIONS
list,please REPLY to this email and place REMOVE ME 52 on
the subject line. You WILL be removed promptly.


Our I thinking of taking a vacation? I can't really say. I would say, if I understood what that even meant.

If the air is additional, what if I decide not to pay? Will I suffocate or something? Ba-bum-bum.

They really LIKE to emphasize WORDS with CAPITAL LETTERS, do they NOT? "You WILL be removed promptly"? Har har har...I've fallen for that one before.

This bugs me though, what's up with that porn thingie in the SpamAssassin notes??? For once I see no porn and I WANT to!


Return-Path: < OCE2826w75@aol.com >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g9DKCxB23367
for < herring@nmo.net >; Sun, 13 Oct 2002 16:12:59 -0400
Received: from aol.com (237115.bhz.virtua.com.br [200.167.237.115])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g9DKBi1E030327
for < herring@nmo.net >; Sun, 13 Oct 2002 16:11:49 -0400
Reply-To: < OCE2826w75@aol.com >
Message-ID: < 003a30b61c7b$6482c4d2$8cd21cc5@naiami >
From: < OCE2826w75@aol.com >
To: < herring@nmo.net >
Subject: {SPAM?} Turn a $60 purchase in a $29,000 income in less than 100 days
Date: Mon, 14 Oct 2002 04:01:18 -0800
MiME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain;
charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
X-MSMail-Priority: Normal
X-Mailer: eGroups Message Poster
Importance: Normal
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: SpamAssassin (score=8.2, required 5, NO_REAL_NAME, MIME_ODD_CASE, FROM_HAS_MIXED_NUMS, FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS, CLICK_BELOW, MAILTO_TO_SPAM_ADDR)
Status:


2nd Notice

Turn a $60 purchase in a $29,000 income in less than 100 days

Be one of the fist 10,000 to have to do "Nothing"
Sponsoring committment is WAVED for the 1st 10,000 "Sponsor No-One"
Make only ONE sale and that can be to yourself

Planned for November 2002 with all leads...
Going to 2 Star and above Participant
FULL PAGE AD in USA Today cost ($85,000)
65 Million Person E-mail Blast cost (over $100,000)

If you want to know how you can do this..

1. Visit: http://cbulkhost.com/oce/EmailPage.htm

2. Read This ENTIRE Page

3. Follow The Instructions On This Page

Do It Now...Before This Email Goes Out To 65 Million Internet Users Starting OCTOBER 22

Do It Now...Before This Message Is Seen On A FULL PAGE AD in USA Today..

Timing Is CRUCIAL...

Visit: http://cbulkhost.com/oce/EmailPage.htm

Read this page thoroughly...

To be removed click here: Offlist987@yahoo.com

5052qtoD5-024GYFo9000Bged2-229ZdJW9558IAjb6-238GycE8272JHje6-903yvqK1661Vfct5-30l75


Second notice? DAMN! I missed the first one! Are they going to revoke my Spam privileges if I don't reply ASAP? Will I now have a bad reputation with the Spamkings because I was tardy in replying to them? NUTS!

Oh, here we go again with those "quotes"! I can make money by doing "nothing"! So does that mean I have to do "something"? **crooks fingers meaningfully**

The committment (sic!) will be WAVED! Does that mean they're going to wave it around in the air? Or, um...do you suppose they meant waived? Hm...well, they put "nothing" in quotes, so maybe they really DO mean "waved"!

**continues reading fine print, just making sure they don't say they need me to sign over my soul**

"Read the ENTIRE page." Ah, damn...guess what? I forgot to read it in its entirety...and so my head exploded. I have to clean off the monitor now...this'll take a sec...

BEFORE it goes out to sixty-five million Internet users...you mean, like it did when you e-mailed it to ME? You mean you e-mailed it to me and to me ALONE? I feel special...*sniff!*

And I don't even buy USA Today, much less believe they'd run this crap on a full page, so on we move.


Return-Path: < david@hotmail.com >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g9AGlWB25770
for < herring@nmo.net >; Thu, 10 Oct 2002 12:47:32 -0400
Received: from web.esuns.com.tw ([211.20.21.138])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g9AGkq1E002476
for < herring@nmo.net >; Thu, 10 Oct 2002 12:46:53 -0400
Received: from hotmail.com ([195.13.254.9])
by web.esuns.com.tw (NAVGW 2.5.1.13) with SMTP id M2002100702104132444
; Mon, 07 Oct 2002 02:10:49 +0800
Message-ID: < 000046b768a6$000034aa$00005908@hotmail.com >
To: < herring@nmo.net >
Cc: < herring@iland.net >, < herring@massed.net >
From: "Michael Gibson" < david@hotmail.com >
Subject: {SPAM?} Hi
Date: Sun, 06 Oct 2002 14:04:01 -1600
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/html;
charset="iso-8859-1"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable
Reply-To: david@hotmail.com
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: SpamAssassin (score=13.4, required 5, X_NOT_PRESENT, INVALID_DATE_TZ_ABSURD, CLICK_BELOW, CLICK_HERE_LINK, FORGED_HOTMAIL_RCVD, DATE_IN_FUTURE_06_12, CTYPE_JUST_HTML, AWL)
Status:


smoker? check this out...

CLICK HERE

REMOVE


Nope, not a smoker. Sorry! So much for Spammers targeting prime customers.

(PS, why would somebody named "Michael Gibson" have the e-mail address "david@hotmail.com"? Hmmmm...)


Return-Path: < bvtravel99@1-nil.com >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g9BEkQB20537
for < tehuti@nmo.net >; Fri, 11 Oct 2002 10:46:26 -0400
Received: from 210.90.230.4 ([210.90.230.4])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g9BEkK1E017192
for < tehuti@nmo.net >; Fri, 11 Oct 2002 10:46:21 -0400
Message-Id: < 200210111446.g9BEkK1E017192@mail2.nmo.net >
Received: from 131.159.235.104 ([131.159.235.104]) by rly-yk05.mx.aol.com with local; Oct, 11 2002 10:20:20 AM -0200
Received: from [174.223.185.169] by rly-xl05.mx.aol.com with NNFMP; Oct, 11 2002 9:16:05 AM +1200
Received: from [159.218.252.32] by n7.groups.yahoo.com with SMTP; Oct, 11 2002 8:24:19 AM +1200
From: hfkJust_opt_in < bvtravel99@1-nil.com >
To: tehuti@nmo.net
Cc:
Subject: {SPAM?} Travel exclusives qxq
Sender: hfkJust_opt_in < bvtravel99@1-nil.com >
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1"
Date: Fri, 11 Oct 2002 10:45:30 -0400
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 5.50.4522.1200
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: SpamAssassin (score=7.9, required 5, FROM_NAME_NO_SPACES, FROM_ENDS_IN_NUMS, REMOVE_SUBJ, REMOVE_IN_QUOTES, MSG_ID_ADDED_BY_MTA_2)
Status:


Good day,

Shortly you will be receiving hot new business and vacation travel deals from Prestige.
If you wish not to receive these great deals please respond to this email with "remove"
in the subject line.

Thank you and we look forward to serving you in the future.

Prestige

cvcwshyaiiyrneafgetq


It's those CREEPY PRESTIGE TRAVEL NEWSLETTER PEOPLE again!!

Actually, this one just makes me mad. "Shortly you will be receiving"...it comes out like a threat. I did NOT SIGN UP for this shit! First they e-mail me to tell me they'll "return shortly," and now they send me a threat that "shortly you will be receiving" their crap! E-mails like this make me want to beat these people to death, or wish to God they'd be hit by a car or something. I wish I were a hacker, so I could make their day...


Return-Path: < greatdeals@greatdeals.freeforum.com >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g998kRB05062
for < herring@nmo.net >; Wed, 9 Oct 2002 04:46:28 -0400
Received: from tribute.vendirectnet.com ([66.239.0.133])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g998jr1E000695
for < herring@nmo.net >; Wed, 9 Oct 2002 04:45:54 -0400
Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 04:45:53 -0400
Message-Id: < 200210090845.g998jr1E000695@mail2.nmo.net >
X-CID: 218
X-UserID: 1923033
X-EMail: herring@nmo.net
X-From: greatdeals@greatdeals.freeforum.com
Reply-To: greatdeals@greatdeals.freeforum.com
Returnpath: greatdeals@greatdeals.freeforum.com
Content-Type: text/plain
To: herring@nmo.net
From: "FreeForum.com"
Subject: {SPAM?} Delivery of Merchandise
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: SpamAssassin (score=10.4, required 5, FROM_NAME_NO_SPACES, ONE_HUNDRED_PC_FREE, US_DOLLARS_3, CLICK_BELOW, GAPPY_TEXT, OPT_IN, AWL)
Status:


ALERT!
SPECIAL NOTICE FOR: herring@nmo.net
THIS IMPORTANT MESSAGE HAS BEEN SENT TO TARGETED
INDIVIDUALS ONLY.

This is official notice that NationalRewardCenter.com is currently
holding premium merchandise that will be released to your
address upon your response to this message.

http://greatdeals.freeforum.com/ct.php?i=1923033&m=218&l=1

We urge you to contact NationalRewardCenter.com promptly to
verify that the following information is correct:

======= I N F O R M A T I O N R E P O R T ==========

E-Mail Address: herring@nmo.net

An individual using the e-mail address above has been identified
for guaranteed delivery of premium merchandise when responding
to this important notification.

Program Tracking
Information: TRACKING NUMBER: a00065ab

Special Procedures: OVER-SIZED DELIVERY
TO BE SCHEDULED

Some Premium Deliveries will be OVER-SIZED and will require
special handling arrangements. All special arrangements and
costs will be provided by our office at NationalRewardCenter.com.
Premium Merchandise will be shipped directly to participantıs
address from our Secured Facility or an Authorized Dealer in the
local area.

herring@nmo.net WILL NOT BE CHARGED ANY DELIVERY
FEES OR ADDITIONAL COSTS FOR THEIR PREMIUM
MERCHANDISE!

Over $1,000,000.00 in Merchandised has been assigned for
delivery, and more than $80,000.00 worth of Premium
Merchandise has already been claimed by individuals in this
program. This Free merchandise has been shipped to individuals
along with their orders without any additional fees or costs.

Maximum Value
of Premium
Merchandise
avaliable : $6,000.00


Required Action(s): CONTACT WITHIN 24 HOURS
OF OPENING THIS NOTICE

http://greatdeals.freeforum.com/ct.php?i=1923033&m=218&l=1

Click on the link above or copy and paste it into your address window and
click GO.

The participation of an individual at herring@nmo.net will
secure delivery of their premium merchandise. You must
place an order to claim any and all Premium Merchandise
that has been assigned to you. Accurate Delivery Information
is required from individuals before actual delivery procedures
can commence. Please click below to start claim procedures:

ALL PREMIUM MERCHANDISE IN THIS PROGRAM
IS COMPLETELY FREE TO ORDERING INDIVIDUALS!

NationalRewardCenter.com is now scheduling Premium
Merchandise Deliveries to individuals who have been
identified as official Premium Merchandise Recipients in this
Nationwide Premium Distribution program. More than
$80,000 in Free Merchandise has already been delivered to
individuals who have responded to messages like this. These
deliveries are valued from $20 up to a maximum of $6,000
each. Over $1,000,000 in merchandise is planned for
delivery. Some deliveries will include merchandise items that
are OVERSIZED and beyond our standard shipping weights.

ALL PREMIUM MERCHANDISE IS FREE TO RECIPIENTS.

No shipping fees or additional costs will be charged to
ordering individuals. Your earliest response is appreciated.

Please click on the link below to start procedures to receive premium
merchandise.

http://greatdeals.freeforum.com/ct.php?i=1923033&m=218&l=1

This is a time-limited Guaranteed Premium Reward
program designed to make your shopping experience
fun and exciting. This is not a sweepstakes. No chance
is involved. You may also find out which free premium merchandise you will
receive before ordering. See details on our website. You are definitely
guaranteed to receive
Reward Merchandise valued at up to $6,000 when you
place any order for the fine merchandise offered. Thank you.

Sincerely,

Premium Merchandise Program Director,
NationalRewardCenter.com

http://greatdeals.freeforum.com/ct.php?i=1923033&m=218&l=1

The publisher sending you this message represented you as an opt-in
subscriber that gave them permission to send you messages of this type.
If you would like to change your subscription status or be removed
from this publishers mailing list, please visit the following link in a
web browser
http://greatdeals.freeforum.com/ss.php?i=1923033&m=218&EMail=herring@nmo.net

This message was sent to: herring@nmo.net
Your user id number is: 1923033


$1 mil in "Merchandised"! Awesome!

Firstly, dumbshits, I did NOT opt in anywhere, so don't give me that line yet AGAIN.

Secondly...isn't it nice how after several kilobytes of blathering they finally tell you that no it ISN'T really free as they trumpeted at first, in fact you have to BUY something?

And lastly...notice how after all of that babble they never even see fit to tell you what this supposed "merchandise" is?

Whatever...


Return-Path: < ebot@tadaproductions.net >
Received: from mail2.nmo.net ([192.168.0.2])
by mail.nmo.net (8.11.6/8.11.6) with ESMTP id g99NxQB03634
for < herring@NMO.NET >; Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:59:27 -0400
Received: from tadaproductions.net (tadaproductions.net [64.246.24.70])
by mail2.nmo.net (8.12.1/8.12.1) with SMTP id g99Nq31F030970
for < herring@nmo.net >; Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:52:03 -0400
Date: Wed, 9 Oct 2002 19:52:03 -0400
Message-ID: < 2002109175021.20353@tadaproductions.net >
Subject: Free Art Test - Get yours!
From: "Best Deal of the day" < bestdeal@bestdeal.com >
To: herring@NMO.NET
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="------------5313A873086DDA99BEDE0DD9"
X-MailScanner: Found to be clean
X-MailScanner-SpamCheck: not spam, SpamAssassin (score=1.9, required 5, X_NOT_PRESENT, PLING, CLICK_BELOW, CLICK_HERE_LINK, AWL)
Status:


FREE "Draw Me" art test - really cool!
Click on image below for your FREE Art Test


COOL! A FREE TEST! Anyone think maybe I should e-mail them back to tell them about the fantastic fourteen years I spent getting all sorts of free tests? It was called SCHOOL! What's more...ANYONE can go there! For FREE! :D :D :D