Edited 11-02-02 @ 6:14 am EST.

Hello Reader! :) Here I present, for your reading enjoyment, The Best Of Skew, Version 1.0. I've dug through my journal to find what I consider my best and/or favorite entries. Some have been left out, yes, but only because I wanted to narrow it down as much as I possibly could. So I DO have a few more good (IMO) entries to find, it's just that I like these better.

Why did I choose these particular entries? Well, I either A. found they were very funny or else helped illustrate who I am as a person, or B. really enjoyed writing them. So you may not agree on what makes a good entry (especially when you see my mythology-themed ones!), but that's a risk you have to take. :)

I post these so you don't have to dig through my entire journal looking for something interesting...unless you want to! ^_^

I plan to update this entry every so often so please keep checking back. And enjoy!

JULY 2001

(none)

AUGUST 2001

Good Lord, What Have I Wrought??
"Be Considerate To Other Users"--YA, RIGHT
The Great Four Postscript


SEPTEMBER 2001

Bright Orange C's
Young Single Gothchick Wanted! BADLY!!
Should Gays Adopt?
Oh My God!
Bomb 'Em All!
This Is Interesting!


OCTOBER 2001

Still
All Things Should Stop For Her
It Happened Again!


NOVEMBER 2001

He Is...
Good Place/Sad Place
I've An Idea
What's Wrong With Average?
She Sits On A Green Hill, Waiting


DECEMBER 2001

What I Want To Write!! Spoiler Stuff!!
I HATE BRAS!!!


JANUARY 2002

If You Read Only One Entry, Make It This One.
Memories That Are Not Memories?
I'm A Jew??
Archetype Blather Which Nobody Will READ!


FEBRUARY 2002

Spawn, Evil SPAWN!!
What The Heck Kind Of Journal Is This?
Twin Towers


MARCH 2002

Armando Muffinbutt Es Mas Macho
Weird Ways To Waste Time
Stupid Pet Tricks 2: Cosmas The Sadist
Random Conversation W/ Dad!


APRIL 2002

^_^; + Random Conversation W/ Ma!
Tehuti Is Good. Her Writing Is Not.
America's Most Wanted Is Racist.
WC AK AH BLAH


MAY 2002

Ways To Have Fun At Walmart
This Has Never Happened Before...
Aaarrgggghh Errggghhh AAAAGGGHHH
Memorial Day Entry
Long Entry


JUNE 2002

Tehuti Goes To Da Movies!
Random Mental Conversations
Tehuti Circa 1995, Take 7


JULY 2002

Stupid Woman + Lilo & Stitch
Lowlife Scumbag Piece Of Crap
To There & Back Again
Changing Horses In Midstream
Said I'd Post This
Typical Brothers
Eyes For The Witch King


AUGUST 2002

:O !
It's That Time Again.
Death Of The Doll-Man :(
You Really DON'T Have To Read, You Know.


SEPTEMBER 2002

Aries Moon. AKA The "Polite" Rant.
Hello Journal
"This never would've happened to you IF...!"
Well This Is Different.
Stupid B***h


OCTOBER 2002

Regrets
More From The Wonderful World Of Spam
This Is A Disgusting Entry, Mmkay?
Spam-A-Lam-A-Ding-Dong!
Time To Babble About My Writing!
Fun With Search Terms!
Cats Are Stupid Little Creatures.