05-31-03 @ 1:41 am EDT

Merit badges. Interesting. I hope I get one someday, but because I earned it for something, not because I said I hope I get one...same goes for Awardicons...they're nice but hard to get, which is probably best, but sometimes frustrating...don't mind me, I think my medication is talking. Do you know how hard it is to find just an expectorant? Or simple fudge ripple ice cream? I've been wanting fudge ripple ice cream ever since seeing some on Everybody Loves Raymond and you just can't find the stuff anymore unless you buy it in huge buckets. Our freezer's too small...we used to get big buckets a long time ago. But now all you can find in boxes is tin roof sundae and moose tracks and praline pecan and raspberry swirl and black cherry with fudge bla bla bla bla bla...I had to get vanilla with moose tracks fudge, at least it has no nuts. Everything I ate yesterday tasted very funny.

I missed {user:sumi}'s journal entry of a couple of days ago and it's bugging me because I have no idea how, as I check my faves every single day, more than once, and I still follow her journal...anyway she wrote about falling in love with your characters, and if my ramblings about Damien are any indication, then yes, that happens. Sometimes probably more pathetic than others...

And friendly-fire Spam, yes, that makes up 99.5% of the mail Ma gets from relatives and friends, and the saddest thing is, Ma likes it...can't remember how many times she's gotten hoax e-mails...like that dumbass WTC pic with the guy on the observation deck, or things saying that if you forward them enough you'll see a special effect...the other day she got that stupid-ass one that says there are three words in the English language that end with -gry, and of course it's a trick question, plus there are MORE than three words that end with -gry...I would like to kill whoever first forwarded that crap...

Get this, Dragnet is on in the other room and it has that guy from Married...With Children in it...at least he's deadpan enough for that show...has it bombed already? Is it still on the air or am I just really out of touch with everything? I don't remember ever coming across it though I heard about it before...

I missed last month's Shonen Jump. :*( Anybody have a May backissue of Shonen Jump they'd like to send me? I'll send you a postcard with the Mackinac Bridge on it, if I can ever get damn postage...Ma's too cheap to use regular stamps on them, but too "busy" to get adequate postage...

Gaylord Fokker? Poor man. It's pronounced GAY-lerd, not GAY-LORD. Ugh.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeease check this out! *LMAO!*

http://www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull/

I'm tired and my chest feels gunky. I think the expectorant worked for all of two minutes. Maybe I should try fudge ripple instead. I don't think it could hurt. Though it would probably taste funny.