08-24-03 @ 9:52 am EDT

My webmail for August 20, 2003:

From: Mail Administrator
Subj: Mail System Error - Returned Mail
100k; attachment

From: Auto-reply from steve@abacusmortgageloans.com
Subj: Re: Thank you!
1k

From: Mail Delivery Subsystem
Subj: Returned mail: Service unavailable
4k; attachment

From: Antivirus-Daemon@trymedia.com
Subj: Sender Virus-alert (sender: tehuti_88@2die4.com)
3k; attachment


My webmail for August 21, 2003:

From: postmaster@westell-fc-cp.westell.com
Subj: Undeliverable mail
101k; attachment


My webmail for August 22, 2003:

From: virus-scanner@port995.com
Subj: VIRUS IN YOUR MAIL
2k

From: EpsonVirusAdmin.EPSON@ea.epson.com
Subj: Deleted message
1k

From: virus-scanner@port995.com
Subj: VIRUS IN YOUR MAIL
2k

From: MAILER-DAEMON@mta.everyone.net (Mail Delivery System)
Subj: Undelivered Mail Returned to Sender
52k; attachment

From: Mail Delivery Subsystem
Subj: Returned mail: see transcript for details
102k; attachment

From: < flyrep@bluefly.com >
Subj: RE: < SPAM > Re: That movie
2k

From: MAILER-DAEMON@yahoo.com
Subj: failure delivery
2k

From: virus-scanner@port995.com
Subj: VIRUS IN YOUR MAIL
2k

From: postmaster@westell-fc-cp.westell.com
Subj: Undeliverable mail
101k; attachment

From: postmaster@westell-fc-cp.westell.com
Subj: Undeliverable mail
101k; attachment


My webmail for August 23, 2003:

From: postmaster@westell-fc-cp.westell.com
Subj: Undeliverable mail
103k; attachment

From: < vclub@vpupnorth.com >
Subj: Re: Thank you!
98k; attachment

From: System Administrator
Subj: Undeliverable: Re: That movie
3k; attachment

From: Mail Delivery System
Subj: Mail delivery failed: returning message to sender
101k

From: < jrichardson@cityofcoopersville.com >
Subj: Re: Your application
100k; attachment

From: Warplink Communications Virus Scanner
Subj: You sent potentially unsafe content: Re: That movie
3k

From: < herwol@dallas.net >
Subj: Re: Approved
98k; attachment

From: < nick82e@hotmail.com >
Subj: Re: That movie
100k; attachment

From: < info@cybershoppersonline.com >
Subj: Re: Your application
101k; attachment


My webmail for today, August 24, 2003:

From: < info@americansupply.net >
Subj: Re: Re: My details
102k; attachment

From: Mail Delivery Subsystem
Subj: Returned mail: User unknown
4k; attachment

From: < cadkins@netnitco.net >
Subj: Re: Re: My details
102k; attachment

From: < webmaster@wallpaperoasis.com >
Subj: Re: Details
99k; attachment

From: < a0hero85@hotmail.com >
Subj: Re: Your application
98k; attachment

From: Postmaster
Subj: Undeliverable mail
104k; attachment

From: < mmcdonald@123go.com >
Subj: Thank you!
102k; attachment

From: < a0hero85@hotmail.com >
Subj: Re: Re: My details
101k; attachment

From: < eyes_lee@yahoo.com >
Subj: Re: Re: My details
102k; attachment

From: < KSSTami@kernscheduling.com >
Subj: Your details
98k; attachment


And it is not even 10 AM yet.

This is seriously starting to peeve me.