09-17-03 @ 9:17 am EDT

Well crap. My last entry, in the Writing.com version of Skew, is Entry #1111. That's Eleven-Eleven. And I wasted it on a bunch of yap about the limits of erotica and CD/tape players. WAH!

Well, has anyone seen this yet?

Lawmaker Wants 'French' Back in Fries
Tue Sep 16, 7:27 PM ET Add Politics - U. S. Congress to My Yahoo!

By JIM ABRAMS, Associated Press Writer

WASHINGTON - With America needing all the help it can get in Iraq (news - web sites), it's time to swallow our pride and give the French back their fries, a House lawmaker said in a letter to her colleagues.

House Republican leaders last March, angered by French opposition to U.S. plans to take military action against Iraq, ordered that all restaurants in the House replace the french fries on their menus with "freedom fries." But now, said Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee (news, bio, voting record), D-Texas, we need to bring the French back to the table.

"President Bush (news - web sites) is now urging that all parties put aside 'past bickering.' Delays in rebuilding international good will are costing Americans lives in Iraq, and billions of dollars to the American taxpayers," Lee wrote last week in a letter first reported by the congressional newspaper Roll Call. "A symbolic start to that effort would be reinstating foods in the House cafeterias and dining halls and their traditional 'American' names — french toast and french fries."

The House should show civility and respect as Secretary of State Colin Powell (news - web sites) embarks on the difficult task of garnering international support for efforts to stabilize Iraq, Jackson Lee said, adding that the President's chef, "after months of dodging the question," recently acknowledged to the chefs of other world heads of state that french fries were never taken off the White House menu.

But House Administration Committee Chairman Bob Ney, R-Ohio, who initiated the menu change with Rep. Walter Jones (news, bio, voting record), R-N.C., said they'll continue to fight for their freedom fries.

Ney said that the day after Jackson Lee wrote her letter the French came out with an untenable timetable for elections in Iraq, confounding U.S. efforts to win United Nations (news - web sites) backing for the reconstruction effort. "They were noncooperative and arrogant then," before the war, "and they are again noncooperative and arrogant," Ney said. "I haven't seen a huge change."

Ney said that was originally a gesture toward the French "has become an international food fight. It means something to a lot of people."

"The whole premise behind the gesture was to support our troops in Iraq," said Lanier Swann, spokeswoman for Jones. "The congressional passion in support of them has not waned and the French position has not changed."

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030916/ap_on_go_co/freedom_fries_1

Is anyone else reminded of that scene in Gulliver's Travels where the two peoples are at war over which end they should break their eggs at? Because for some reason I just can't stop thinking of that. GROW UP, IDIOTS! It's a friggin' BELGIAN FOOD ITEM! The French are NOT wallowing in despair or changing their views because we renamed it, so just give it back its regular name and quit crying already! Sheesh...

Also, how come in my Yahoo! Spam I am ALWAYS getting offers to enlarge my penis? I do not have a penis. You'd think they would realize this eventually; I mean, I found out quite a long time ago, and I'm not even very observant. Not that I want my breasts enlarged, but hey, at least I HAVE them to enlarge. How come I never get offers to enlarge my breasts? Is all sexual Spam aimed at men? Because with all the Spam offers for penis enlargement and hot horny teen girls doing it with their horses, you'd think marketers do not believe women want Spam. Well...they'd be right, but still. Like guys should get all the action? Or like they should assume all Net users are men? Who want larger penises? Morons.

:/ ...

Tar.