06-14-05 @ 9:17 am EDT

Yahoo! Groups allows Group owners to invite people to their Groups. Times like these, I really wish they allowed invitees the option to reject said invites.

The Group:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Michigans_Renaissance_Faire_Folks/

The invite:

welcome (Nice and succinct and...presumptuous.)

The Group description:

Description

Welcome all you Renaissance Faire Folks.This group is for Renaissance Faire lovers and here they can put up there SEXY pic's and post ads and this is a group for single individuals looking for friends, support, or just a nice time away from life's rat race. We discuss just about anything so feel free to bring up discussions if you'd like but please remember the focus of the group is flirting/teasing,friendship and a place for personal ads and it is not a place for alternative lifestyles and out sexual advances and commentary. It takes a ton more imagination to flirt subtly than it does to be blunt and appear crude and around here.This group also allows those women who are "Big Breast Haves" an opportunity to show off cleavage in any way they choose and Display pics, interact, get close. Hopefully you can enjoy whatever may pop up and no indescent or dirty images! don't be shy....this is the place to meet, greet, and even find love if you can with stand the heat to seek the one that makes your life just a little bit better. So take a chance to find romance, we all need a little love. I just ask that you have fun and feel free to add emails or just messages that tell us about you. As your founder I wish you luck...take care and we are a group dedicated to helping the real renaissance faire singles find their mates for romance and friendship! Everyone is welcome...all that we ask is that you keep "postings" respectful and clean. Save anything of a "intimate" nature for personal IM's and emails. We are an open community dedicated to the "Real Renaissance Faires" of today! Please come on in and get to know everyone! Good luck in your quest for romance....(and friendship).Just no gays/lesbians or other alternative lifestyles are welcome here!

Oh! So you mean, they didn't HAVE gay people in Reinassance times! Well, silly me for believing that gays have been around since the dawn of time! How foolish was I. *slaps self*

I also ask this woman to please make up her mind. This intro reads like a "No dating or sex!...well, okay, step in and try to get lucky...but nothing indecent!...but, it's okay to show your hooters...just try to keep it clean!...okay, flirt all you want, just as long as you're not a lesbo..." Incoherent, much?

I'm assuming this "lady" invited me based on the interests listed on my Yahoo! social_phobe profile. "Michigan" is listed as an interest.

So are "Slash" (gay-themed writing) "Yaoi and Bishonen" (more gay-themed writing), and "Gay Rights" (just about as gay as gay can get).

Dumb bimbo.